The inimitable Peter Perk is up to his old smoothie routine again. But this time there's lurve in the air.
He's sending a message to lovers of all ages to catch his Valentine's Special Club Diamante at the Studio in Beckenham.
The night includes comedy cabaret of the highest order in three acts and live singing.
Then, of course, there is the late night bingo shoot out and late-night dancing to the sounds of 70s' DJ Gian. One lucky couple will get to watch it all from the "Couch of Love"
- Feb 16, Valentine's Special Club Diamante, The Studio, Beckenham Road Beckenham, 8.30pm, £8, £7, 020 8663 0103.
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