June 19, 2001 11:30: t SHOWS

l Beckenham Theatre, Bromley Road, Beckenham: Jun 25-30: Misery, 8pm. For tickets call 020 8460 7354.

l Bromley Little Theatre, North Road, Bromley: to Jun 23: Broadway Bound, 7.45pm. For tickets call 020 8464 8500.

l Churchill Theatre, High Street, Bromley: to Jun 23: Having a Ball, 7.45pm/2.30pm, £13-£19; Jun 25-30: In Two Minds, 7.45pm/2.30pm, £13-£19. 020 8460 6677.

t ARTS

l Hayes Village Hall, Hayes Street, Hayes: Tue: Bromley Batik Club, 7.30pm. 01322 522937.

l Ripley Arts Centre, Sundridge Avenue, Bromley: to Jun 25: Bromley Batik Group, weekdays, call centre to view; June 26-Jul 13: Peter Radford Photography; The Art of Illusion; Tue: Ripley Lacemakers, 9.30am-12.30pm. 020 8300 7428; Wed: Ripley Art Club, 10am-12.30pm. 020 8464 5816.

l The Studio, Beckenham Road, Beckenham: to Jun 30: Sunsual by the Leafield Group, 10am-5pm, Tues-Sat, free. 020 8663 0103.

l The Studio, Beckenham Road, Beckenham: Jun 23: Highly Recommended, 8.15pm, £5. 020 8663 0103.

t JAZZ./BLUES

l Downstairs, Nevada Street, Greenwich: Friday and Saturday night Jazz, 8pm. 020 8858 5855.

l Pizza Express, High Street, Beckenham: Jun 27: Paul Zec &Chris Howes. 020 8650 0593.

l Pizza Express, Widmore Road, Bromley: Jun 26: Lisa Kavanagh & Alex Bennet, 7.45pm. 020 8464 2708.

l Farnborough Sports Club, Farnborough High Street, Farnborough: Jun 22: Vintage Jazz, 8.30pm, £5. 01689 603299.

l Prima Donnas, Red Lodge Road, West Wickham: Jun 24: Impromptu, 7.30pm; Jun 25: Mark Johns, 7.30pm. 020 8777 8433.

l Robin Hood, Croydon Road, Anerley: Jun 24: Kit Packham & Perry White, 4pm. 020 8659 1323.

l The Studio, Beckenham Road, Beckenham: Jun 28: Derek Nash Quintet with Joan Viskant, 8.30pm, £6. 020 8663 0103.

t ROCK/POP

l So Pink, Jazzmins Nightclub, Elmfield Road, Bromley: Mon: Live music, 8.30pm, free.

l The Alexandra, Parish Lane, Penge: Mon: Jam hosted by Drink Floyd, musicians and singers welcome, 9pm. 020 8776 7694.

l The Studio, Beckenham Road, Beckenham: Tues: Acoustic Music Club, beginners and experienced performers welcome, 8.30pm, free. 020 8663 0103.

l Zanzibar Brasserie, High Street, Bromley: Fri: The Laisser Faire Club singer/songwriter jam club, 9pm, £3. 020 8402 5221.

t CLASSICAL

l Bromley Library, Bromley High Street, Bromley: Jun 21: Master Musicians, recorded music, noon, £1 voluntary donation.

l Caligulette, High Street, Bromley: Jun 24: Live Opera. To book a table call 020 8466 9200.

l Church of St Francis of Assisi, Ravenswood Avenue, West Wickham: Jun 23: Hayes Symphony Orchestra, 7.45pm, £6. 020 8851 5830.

t F0LK/COUNTRY

l The White Hart, High Street, Orpington: Jun 28: The Orpington Folk Club presents Dangerous Curves, 8.15pm. 01689 837778.

l The White Hart, Eltham High Street, Eltham: Thurs: Traditional Irish Session, musicians welcome, 8.30pm. Free. 020 8850 1562.

l The Woodman, Lee High Road: Sun: Traditional Irish Session, musicians welcome, 8.30pm. Free. 020 8852 3185.

l The Woolwich Catholic Club, Beresford Street, Woolwich: Jun 28: Calamity Jane's CMC presents The Landons, 8pm. 01322 221099.

t DANCE

l Bickley School of Dancing St Augustines Avenue, Bickley: Mon/Thur: Salsa; Tue/Fri/Sun: Latin American and ballroom; Sat: children's classes. 020 8467 7899.

l Carolina Country Music Club, Pickhurst Infants School, Pickhurst Lane, West Wickham: Jun 22: George Moody and Country Squires; Wed: Line Dance lessons, 7.30pm-10pm. 020 8462 5314.

l Comrades Club, Brighton Road, Coulsdon: Sun: The Cat Club - rock 'n' roll, swing and jive lessons plus social, 8pm, £3. 020 8651 4916.

l Crofton Main Hall, York Rise, Orpington: Mon: Calgary Stampede American Line Dancers - all levels, 8pm. 01689 876940.

l Hayes Village Hall, Hayes Street, Hayes: Mon: Tea Dance, 2pm-4pm, £2.50 inc refreshments: Wed: Mississippi Line Dancers, beginners 7pm, intermediate 8.15pm -10pm. 020 8461 2355.

l Keston Village Hall, Heathfield Road, Keston: Tue: Calgary Stampede American Line Dancers - classes, 8pm. 01689 876940.

l Ripley Arts Centre, Sundridge Avenue, Bromley: Tue & Fri: Ripley Academy of Dance and Drama, 4pm. 01689 860615.

l St Nicholas Hall, Leamington Avenue, Orpington: Tue: Ballroom and Latin classes for beginners and improvers; Wed: intermediate Line Dancing; Sat: children's Ballroom, Latin and disco. 01689 822702.

l The Albany Theatre, Douglas Way, Deptford: Jun 23: Belly dancing, 10.30am-12.30pm, £7/£5. 020 8692 4446.

l The Small Hall, Crofton Halls, York Rise, Orpington: Wed: English Country Dancing, 7.45pm-10.15pm, £1.40. 020 8777 3336/020 8859 1545.

l The Studio, Beckenham Road, Beckenham: Wed: Classical Arabic dance, 5.45pm-6.45pm and 7pm-8pm, £5/accompanied children £2.50. 020 8906 3865; Sat: Bodygroove. 020 8325 8540.

l Tudor Barn, Well Hall Road, Eltham: Jun 24: Cajanbarn presents Bayou Noir, 6.30pm, £6/£5. 020 8850 2893; Jun 28: Voulez-vous Danser, 8pm, £6. 020 8856 0556.

l The Coney Suite, The Warren, Croydon Road, Hayes: Wed: Calgary Stampede American Line Dancers- beginners 7.30pm, intermediates, 8.30pm. Call 01689 876940.

l Whitfield Hall, United Reformed Church, Widmore Road, Bromley: Wed: Belly dancing with Nuala, 10am. 07770 820935.

l Village Hall, High Street, St Mary Cray: Thurs: Western Dance - line and partner lessons, 8pm. 020 8466 5885.

t NIGHTCLUBS

l Club Xtreme, Pier Road, Erith: Fri: X-Ite, house and vocal garage with DJ Dan Atkinson; Sat: Mushy, dance anthems and RnB with DJ Gav Hansford, 9pm-2am, £7/£5. Ladies free before 11.30pm. 01322 347632.

l Club Fusion, Wellington Street, Woolwich: Fri: Banged Out with DJ Mr G playing garage, RnB and commercial house, from £2; Sat: 25 - for over 25s, ladies £12/gents £15, free bar. 020 854 3933.

l Club Caesars, Old Kent Road: Fri: Girl Power, 10pm, £20 including free drinks.

l Gin Palace, Old Kent Road: Fri: Quality UK garage night with residents Jesse James and Billy Fitz with guests including Pied Piper, EZ, Ramsey and Fen, Norris Da Boss, Jason Kaye, Ray Hurley, Emma Feline, Jazzy D, Bullet and many more, 10pm-4am. Admission £10 all drinks £1.

l The Rivoli Ballroom, Brockley Road, Crofton Park: Fri: Mingles, over 30s dance party, 8.30pm. £4. 01322 225995.

t TALKS/STORYTELLING

l Blackheath Halls, Lee Road, Blackheath: Jun 28: Tony Parsons talks to Blake Morrison, 7.30pm, £17.50/£15.50 (inc. supper), 8.45pm, £6/£4.50 (talk only). 020 8463 0100.

l Day Centre, Hayne Road, Beckenham: Jun 21: Images and Realities of the Western Front, 8pm. 020 8650 7511.

l The Duke, Bexley Road, Northumberland Heath: Second Wednesday of the month: NW Kent Science Fiction Society meetings, 8.30pm. Free. www.concatenation.org