Melting roads may need treating

Lee, he spoils us.................

I did hear a wispa that his resolve had started to flake, so I took a Double Decker to Bembridge which was no picnic as the roads were very crunchie. Sadly all I met was a few drifters. I hope the council realise that this is a topic that we're all interested in.

Richard, I have put a bounty on the highways directors head after this roads fiasco, last I saw of him he was making a breakaway in a taxi to Bembridge airport to get on an aero-plane to go & see the Egyptian temple of the Pharoah Rocher.

You are right Graeme, it would be a real treet if the council repaired the road surfaces but you must come from Mars if you think they would ever manage it - there is always some nutty excuse such as the roads are too curly wurly etc.

Loving the idea of coco pops, that would be a quality street repair. The council needs people like us to give them a boost, too many people like to revel in their mistakes.

Graeme your idea sounds quite absurb & I am kinder surprised you mentioned it, can you imagine all the kids being run over after being hit by cars while licking the roads, or people pinching the roses that are planted at the side?
Does your wife know you said this on a public forum, because if not, you had better nutella.
It would be like a scene from Willy Wonka, but then again, our potholes would be so easy to fix with a warm knife, and if the roads do melt, we could sprinkle coco pops on top (will work better than what they use now!!).

I've just googled the melting point of chocolate which is apparently around 35°C. Could this be the answer to the island's melty road problems?

I use the term highway in it's loosest sense obviously.

I would actually pay to read the Highway director's CV after this farce.

Does anyone remember all the mess Barton caused when he was in Barton Towers at the bottom of the High Street?

What did he get when he retired?

:-((

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