To get your event listed phone the following premuim line numbers: Bromley - 0906 200 2295, Bexley - 0906 200 2296, Lewisham/Greenwich - 0906 200 2297

SHOWS

Mar 21-Mar 23

- Generations Apart Chislehurst's Imperial Players perform the Peter Gordon comedy, Methodist Church Hall, Prince Imperial Road, Chislehurst, 8pm, adults £5 children £2.50, 020 8467 4299.

Mar 21 and 23

- Seven Brides for Seven Brothers Phantom of the Opera star Dave Willetts in a rip-roaring production, The Orchard Theatre, Home Gardens, Dartford, 7.45pm (mats 2.30pm), £12.50/£24.50, 01322 220000.

Mar 22-Mar 23

- Cinderella Moscow City Ballet presents the classic tale of Cinders, Churchill Theatre, High Street, Bromley, 7.45pm, £26/£17 conc, 020 8460 6677.

Mar 22

- Forever In Blue Jeans an evening of comedy and dance for all the family, Fairfield Halls, Park Lane, Croydon, £12/£10 conc, for ticket availability call 020 8688 9291.

To Mar 23

- One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest Dale Wasserman's incredible play about patients in a psychiatric hospital, Bromley Little Theatre, North Street, Bromley, ticket availability and prices by calling the box office on 020 8464 8500.

- Writers Cramp comedy by John Bryne The Edward Alderton Theatre, Brampton Road, Bexleyheath, 7.30pm, £5, 020 8301 5584.

- Driving Miss Daisy life-affirming play about the relationship between a feisty old lady and her black chauffeur, Stag Theatre, London Road, Sevenoaks, 8pm, £11/£9/£6, 01732 450175.

- Misery Leslie Grantham stars in the adaptation of Stephen King's thriller, Greenwich Theatre, Crooms Hill, Greenwich, 8pm (mats Wed and Sat at 3pm), call the box office for ticket availability on 020 8858 7755.

- Comic Potential Alan Ayckbourne at his best, Erith Playhouse, 38-40 High Street, Erith, 8pm, £5, 01322 350345.

Mar 25

- Lewisham Irish Festival Jack Charlton, legendary Leeds United and England player, World Cup winner and Ireland manager comes to Catford, Broadway Theatre, Catford Broadway, 8pm, £9.50/£7.50 conc, 020 8690 0002.

Mar 25-Mar 30

- Bouncers Gareth Hale and Tim Vincent star in the John Godber comedy, Orchard Theatre, Home Gardens, 7.45pm, £18.50/£10.50 conc, 01322 220000.

- Heaven Can Wait musical featuring the very best of 50's music, Churchill Theatre, High Street, Bromley, 7.45pm, £20/£12 conc, 020 8460 6677.

- Seven Brides for Seven Brothers Phantom of the Opera star Dave Willetts in a rip-roaring production, Fairfield Halls, Park Lane, Croydon, 7.45pm (mats 2.30pm), £12.50/£24.50, 020 8688 9291.

March 26

- Barnum On Ice The Russian Ice Stars bring their incredible show to Croydon, Fairfield Halls, Park Lane, Croydon, show times vary, £22.50, conc. available, 020 8688 9291.

To Mar 31

- Three Sisters Galleons Theatre Company produce the famous Chekhov play, Greenwich Station Forecourt, 189 Greenwich High Road, 7.45pm, £10/£7 conc, 020 8858 9256.

DANCE

Mar 20

- Classic Arabic Belly Dancing coaching in the Eastern dance, The Studio, 28 Beckenham Road, Beckenham, 5.45pm-6.45pm or 7pm-8pm, 020 8777 6662.

Mar 23

- Spring Sharing performance by Capoiera, Egyptian and Irish dance classes, Greenwich Dance Agency, The Borough Hall, Royal Hill, Greenwich, 7pm, £4/£3 conc, 020 8293 9741.

- Juliana Brustik Performance Group present Egyptian cabaret, Greenwich Dance Agency, The Borough Hall, Royal Hill, Greenwich, 7pm, £8/£6 conc, 020 8293 9741.

Mar 26-Mar 27

- Lady Chill performed by the Greenwich and Lewisham's Young Peoples Theatre, Burrage Road, Plumstead, 7.30pm, 020 8854 1316.

FOR CHILDREN

Mar 23

- Bird life - an endangered species children can learn which birds are endangered species, Horniman Museum, and Gardens, 100 London Road, Forest Hill, meet at the reception desk for session between 10.30am until 12.30pm or 1.30pm to 3.30pm, 020 8699 1872.

- The Strawberry Clown Show come and watch Strawberry achieve the impossible providing fun for all ages, The Studio, 28 Beckenham Road, Beckenham, 2.30pm, £4.50, 020 8663 0103.

Mar 23-Apr 11

- Easter Fun loads of games and events for children to enjoy over the Easter, Hall Place, Bourne Road, Bexley, for more information call 01322 526574.

Mar 28

- Elmer the Elephant back by popular demand for three to seven-year-olds as Elmer tries to change his colour, Warehouse Theatre, Dingwall Road, Croydon, £4 children £5 grown-ups, 020 8680 4060.

Mar 30

- The Wonky Donkey a tale of true friendship for three to seven-year-olds, Warehouse theatre, Dingwall Road, Croydon, £4 children £5 adults, 020 8680 4060.

Apr 4

- Find Out About Roman Children 7 to 11-year-olds can find out how children lived 2,500 years ago, Crofton Roman Villa, Crofton Road, Orpington, £2, booking essential on 01689 873826.

ARTS

Mar 26

- Alison Watt controversial artist who caused a storm ten years ago with her portrait of the Queen Mother displays, Dulwich Picture Gallery, Gallery Road, £4 conc available, 020 8693 5254.

To Mar 28

- Stark Gallery presents Sarah Sloan, Mercedes Phillips, James Carcass three contrasting styles from three very different artists, 384-386 Lee High Road, Lee Green, Lee, call 020 8318 4040.

Mar 29

- Living Water an exhibition of paintings by Tina Mammoser, The Studio, 28 Beckenham Road, Beckenham, admission free, call 020 8663 0904.

To April 1

- Paul Klee: The Nature of Creation major retrospective of more than 90 of Klee's works from the perspective of his own thinking, Hayward Gallery, South Bank Centre, London SE1, daily 10am- 6pm, until 8pm Tuesdays and Wednesdays, £8/£6 concs, 020 7960 5226.

COMEDY

Mar 22

- Pierre Hollins with Phil Butler, George Egg and Donna McPhale Up the Creek Too, Brighton Road, Croydon, £10/£6 conc, 020 8680 5363.

Mar 23

- Pierre Hollins with Phil Butler, Glen Wool and Donna McPhale Up the Creek, Creek Road, Greenwich, doors open 8pm, £14/£10 conc, 020 8858 4581.

- Justin Moorhouse with Donna McPhale, Danny Bhoy and Phil Butler Up the Creek Too, Brighton Road, Croydon, doors open 7pm, £14/£10 conc, 020 8680 5363.

Mar 24

- Malcolm Hardee with Glen Wool, Phil Butler and Justin Moorhouse Up the Creek, Creek Road, Greenwich, doors open 7.30pm, £5, 020 8858 4581.

Mar 29

- Mickey Hutton with Simon Bligh, Danny Buckler and Gina Yashere, Up the Creek Too, Brighton Road, Croydon, doors open 7.30pm, £10/£6 conc, 020 8680 5363.

- Dave Williams with Gina Washere, Jonathon Young and Simon Bligh Up the Creek, Creek Road, Greenwich, doors open 8pm, £10/£6 conc, 020 8858 4581.

Mar 30

- Drew Barr with Simon Bligh, Mark Maier and Gina Yashere Up the Creek Too, Brighton Road, Croydon, doors open 7pm, £14/£10 conc, 020 8680 5363.

- Mickey Hutton with Gina Yashere, Colin Cole and Simon Bligh Up the Creek, Creek Road, Greenwich, doors open 7pm, £14/£10 conc, 020 8858 4581.

Mar 31

- Malcolm Hardee with Paul Chowdray, Rob Rouse and Gina Yashere Up the Creek, Creek Road, Greenwich, doors open 7.30pm, £5, 020 8858 4581.ROCK/POP

Mar 20

- Ambervoid Sound Sculpture, RX and Shellshock, Metal quadruple-header, Cartoon, 179 London Road, Croydon, £5, 020 8239 1616.

Mar 21

- Charliearry Cranium Rain and Drift, original melodic rockers, Cartoon, 179 London Road, Croydon, £3, 020 8239 1616.

ROCK AND POP

Mar 22

- Dirty DC, Stolen Goods and DJ's, stunning AC/DC tribute act, Cartoon, 179 London Road, Croydon, £6, 020 8239 1616.

- Merlin at the Manor a great time to be had by all, The Manor, Main Road, Biggin Hill, 8pm, £5 in advance/£6 on the door, 01959 572445.

- The Life of Brian slightly mad band play blasts from the past, come and dance the night away, The Earl of Chatham, 15 Thomas Street, Woolwich, 020 8317 9513.

Mar 23

- Dream Concert Westside and Britney tribute acts blast out hits, The Stag Theatre, London Road, Sevenoaks, 2pm, £6, 01732 450175.

- Jon Amore with 17 Black and DJ's, hard R&B from ex-The Hoax groups, Cartoon, 179 London Road, Croydon, £6, 020 8239 1616.

Mar 24

- Austin Smith Laurie the soundman presents his rock covers band, Cartoon, 179 London Road, Croydon, 2pm, admission free, 020 8239 1616.

- Skratch 22 with Suicidal Goldfish, Primal Rage and First Borne metallers come all the way from Kingston to entertain, Cartoon, 179 London Road, Croydon, £3, 020 8239 1616.

- Phobia and Black Ice all-comers session for a jam session, The Ordnance, 19 Beresford Square, Woolwich, 4pm, admission free, 020 8488 5333.

Mar 25

- Tifarno with Tongue and Groove original classic style rockers and covers band, Cartoon, 179 London Road, Croydon, £3, 020 8239 1616.

Mar 26

- David Essex housewives favourite plays a special concert, Broadway Theatre, Catford Broadway, Catford, 8pm, call the box office for ticket availability and prices, 020 8690 0002.

- Region Fiends and support Bromley hardcore metal bands, Cartoon, 179 London Road, Croydon, £3, 020 8239 1616.

Mar 27

- Lindisfarne 1970's legends hit the road again with a huge back catalogue of hits, The Stag Theatre, London Road, Sevenoaks, 8pm, £13/£11/£6.50 conc, 01732 450175.

- Brainfreeze anniversary gig for the popular local band, Cartoon, 179 London Road, Croydon, £3, 020 8239 1616.

Mar 28

- Asbest, Anal Beard and the Griswalds original hard metal bands, Cartoon, 179 London Road, Croydon, £3, 020 8239 1616.

Mar 29

- The Riffs, the Hotknives and Ska DJ's a feast of top ska bands, Cartoon, 179 London Road, Croydon, £7, 020 8239 1616.

Mar 30

- Gwyn Ashton with Hokum hard-rocking guitar genius, Cartoon, 179 London Road, Croydon, £6, 020 8239 1616.

Mar 31

- Papa George Band the inimitable guitar genius plays a one-off gig, Cartoon, 179 London Road, Croydon, 2pm, admission free, 020 8239 1616.

- Jinx Project with Chuck Farley birthday night for the popular group, Cartoon, 179 London Road, Croydon, admission free, 020 8239 1616.

FOLK AND COUNTRY

Mar 21

- Lost Marble String Band Orpington Folk Club, The White Hart, 106 High Street, Orpington, 8.15pm, 01689 837778.

Mar 24

- Duna Art Ensemble strikingly original Hungarian folk ensemble, Blackheath Halls, 23 Lee Road, Blackheath, 5pm, £8/£6 conc, 020 8463 0100.

- Sic Transit mixture of traditional and self-penned songs using guitar and keyboards, Mick Jagger Arts Centre, Shepherd's Lane, Dartford, £3 audience/£1 player, 020 8306 2218.

Mar 26

- Jim Reynolds Dartford Folk Club present laid-back folk night, Dartford Working Men's Club, Essex Road, 8.30pm, 01322 222553.

Mar 27

- Folk Mob presents the Chill Out Session relaxed acoustic music by candlelight, Tudor Barn, Well Hall Pleasaunce, Eltham, 8.30pm, £1, 07903 931007.

Mar 28

- Maundy Thursday's Singaround Orpington Folk Club, The White Hart, 106 High Street, Orpington, 8.15pm, 01689 837778.

- Vizzini ex-Llama Farmers maestro Bernie Simpson brings his new south-east folk band to the area, Blackheath Halls, 23 Lee Road, Blackheath, 020 8463 0100.

CLASSICAL

Mar 21

- Spring Serenade Adrian Boyton and friends play a lunchtime concert, Floor 4 Halls, Central Library, Bromley High Street, 12pm, £2 donation, 020 8402 0743.

- Mozart, Grieg and Albeniz presented by Ian Brydon, Dartford Recorded Music Society listen to the great composers, Enterprise House, Essex Road, Dartford, 7.15pm, 01474 706255.

Mar 22

- Meg Hamilton and Rozani Konstantinidou piano and violin recital of Bach classics, Charlton House, Charlton Road, Charlton, 1pm, donations accepted, 020 8856 3951.

Mar 23

- London Mozart Players internationally-renowned orchestra plays Grieg and Beethoven, Fairfield Hall, Park Lane, Croydon, 8pm, £23/£7 conc, 020 8688 9291.

- The Orpington Chorale local group perform Merrie England by Basil Hood and Edward German, St Olave's School, Goddington Lane, Orpington, £5/£3 children, 01689 856726.

- Hayes Symphony Orchestra orchestra plays Liszt and Borodin, Church of St Francis of Assisi, Ravenswood Avenue, West Wickham, 7.45pm, £6, 020 8650 9141.

- Procession of Palms talented singers from Dartford Choral Society and organist Raymond Lewis play classic classics, Stone House Hospital Chapel, Cotton Lane, Dartford, £6/£5 conc, 01474 321604.

Mar 24

- Florilegium the baroque ensemble of the London Orchestra play an Easter programme including Bach, Telemann and Vivaldi, St Bartholomew's Church, Westwood Hill, Sydenham, 7.45pm, £12/£6 conc, 020 8690 0002.

- Last Night of the Proms The Royal Artillery Orchestra play famous songs, Woolwich Public Hall, Market Street, Woolwich, £7.50/£6.50 or £7/£6 conc, 020 8317 8687.

- Sevenoaks Symphony Orchestra play Sibellius, Dvorak and Tchaikovsky, Stag Theatre, London Road, Sevenoaks, 7.30pm, £8.50/£7.50, 01732 450175.

Mar 28

- Haydn and Bruckner presented by Peter Buss, Dartford Recorded Music Society listen to the great composers, Enterprise House, Essex Road, Dartford, 7.15pm, 01474 706255.

- William Walton: A centenary celebration Robert Matthew-Walker takes listeners through the composer's work, Central Library, High Street, Bromley, 12pm, £1, 020 8402 0743.

STORYTELLING/LECTURES/CLASSES

Mar 22

- Mimi Khalvati poetry readings, Ripley Arts Centre, 24 Sundridge Avenue, Bromley, 8pm, £3/£1 students, 01689 602094.

Mar 23

- Ikenobo Ikebana demonstration demonstration of how to perform the ancient Japanese art form using natural flowers and branches, Fairfield Halls, Park Lane, Croydon, 2pm, £6, 020 8688 9291.

Mar 24

- Pepys Hereabouts walk to the accompaniment of London's famous diarist around his Greenwich activities, meet beneath the figurehead of the Cutty Sark by Greenwich Pier, 11am, £4/£3, 020 8854 1716.

Mar 28

- Peter Hennessy author discusses and gives a reading from his new book The Secret State, Whitehall and the Cold War, Cabot Hall, Canary Wharf, 12.45pm, £3, 020 7418 2783.

Mar 29

- Peter Seabrook gardening broadcater and writer for the Sun gives tips, lower mall by Adams and Globe, The Glades, High Street, Bromley, for details, call 020 8466 8899.

BROMLEY

Mar 18-Apr 14

- Exhibition of original watercolours Purday Gallery, Outside Rendevous Cafe during shopping hours, The Glades shopping centre, upper level, Bromley, 0208 302 9148

April 18-20

- A Tomb With A View A comedy thriller by Norman Robbins, Keston Village Hall, Heathfield Road, Keston, 8pm, Thurs £3, Frid & Sat £4, 01689 862315.

Mar 23

- Motown Tribute Night The magic of Motown, three-and-a-half hour show, all your favourite discs being played by an experienced disc jockey who has worked with most of the Motown artists. Non stop dancing. If you wish to dance,

this one's for you! The Falconwood Community Centre, The Green, Welling, Kent, 7.30pm-11pm, £5 in advance, £6 on the door, 07930 920184.

Mondays

- Belly dancing classes with Elaine Suitable for ladies who have been dancing for less than 1 year, complete beginners welcome,Community Hall, New Eltham Library, Southwood Road, Eltham, new term starts Monday, April 8, 7.30pm to 8.30pm, £5.50/£5 for unemployed, over 60's & students, 07986 357603

BEXLEY

Mar 23

- Motown Tribute Night The magic of Motown, three-and-a-half hour show, all your favourite discs being played by an experienced disc jockey who has worked with most of the Motown artists. Non stop dancing. If you wish to dance,

this one's for you! The Falconwood Community Centre, The Green, Welling, Kent, 7.30pm-11pm, £5 in advance, £6 on the door, 07930 920184.

LEWISHAM

Apr 6

- Kidbrooke Model Railway & Train Collectors Exhibition Thomas Tallis School, Kidbrooke Park Rd, SE3.

11am-3.30pm, £1 admission, children with adults free, 0208 859 3242.